73% chance for me. Also - despite my liberal Democratic leanings - I converted my old 870 into a zombie gun: ten shot magazine extension and folding stock with pistol grips. Bring 'em on!
Sweet. My family's survival would depend on my wife being able to reload the Remington model 11 as fast as I could empty the Winchester '97, and vice versa.
I avoid writing about politics much. It's pretty difficult to talk about wanting smaller government and fewer laws without sounding like I also want every citizen to have their own aerosol can full of Mercury and baby seal club.
Nevertheless, here is my official Zombie Apocalypse assessment of the 2008 presidential candidates:
Obama = a hot lunch.
Hillary = becomes a zombie herself, eats Bill. Gets halfway through James Carville before she gets put down for good by Janet Reno.
McCain = Survivor. Claims that we could spend the next thousand years solving the zombie equation.
BONUS
Celebrity Zombie: I always thought Larry King looked like a zombie, or some other kind of mutant-cannibal. That guy just creeps me out.
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73% chance for me. Also - despite my liberal Democratic leanings - I converted my old 870 into a zombie gun: ten shot magazine extension and folding stock with pistol grips. Bring 'em on!
Sweet. My family's survival would depend on my wife being able to reload the Remington model 11 as fast as I could empty the Winchester '97, and vice versa.
Clinging to my guns and religion, indeed.
Again, despite my liberal democratic leanings, Mr. Obama's remarks - taken out of context or not - REALLY rubbed me the wrong way. Elitist Jerk!
Talk about a guy with ZERO chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse!
I avoid writing about politics much. It's pretty difficult to talk about wanting smaller government and fewer laws without sounding like I also want every citizen to have their own aerosol can full of Mercury and baby seal club.
Nevertheless, here is my official Zombie Apocalypse assessment of the 2008 presidential candidates:
Obama = a hot lunch.
Hillary = becomes a zombie herself, eats Bill. Gets halfway through James Carville before she gets put down for good by Janet Reno.
McCain = Survivor. Claims that we could spend the next thousand years solving the zombie equation.
BONUS
Celebrity Zombie: I always thought Larry King looked like a zombie, or some other kind of mutant-cannibal. That guy just creeps me out.
John McCain reminds me of Colonel Tigh.
And if the polls indicated that it was a popular move, Hillary would volunteer to become zombie - Phony suck-up!!
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